Martin Bredesen

1. My full name is Martin Thomas Bredesen
2. I am the only one in Denmark with this name
3. I was born very early on a sunday morning (1977) in Rigshospitalet, Copenhagen / Denmark
4. I weighed 2650 grams
5. And was 50 cm in height
6. I grew up in Nørrebro, Copenhagen
7. I had a dog named Ronny untill i was 6
8. I am 192 cm / 6.3 ft tall
9. I weigh about 86 kg / 189.6 lbs
10. My chinese birth sign is the snake
11. My zodiac sign is pisces
12. My IQ is 126
13. My father is of Norweigan origin and my mother is Danish
14. She died when I was 20 years old
15. My father is now remarried
16. His current wife also has a son named Martin
17. I believe that life sometimes plays tricks on us
18. I have a sister (Maria) who is 6 years younger than me
19. I was part of a band in high school called "Dirty Poets"
20. Usually I was the lead singer or bass guitarist
21. I smoke way too many cigarettes
22. I love art and have produced quite a few abstract paintings myself
23. Sold only one and gave a bunch away
24. I write poetry when the mood falls upon me
25. My taste in music is quite versatile
26. I love going out to small clubs / bars and listen to live-music
27. I am devoted to the big city
28. I hate fanatics of any persuasion
29. And people who aim to be hurtfull
30. I may seem quite disorganized at times
31. But I am always on time
32. A motto of mine is "Don’t take life too serious, noone ever get’s out of it alive"
33. Another one is "If you never make mistakes, you never make anything"
34. I am patient and tolerant but quite hard headed
35. Untill the age of 12 I wanted to be Superman
36. I now work as a psychiatric carer
37. And I love it
38. I like coffee, red wine and beer
39. I love Italian food
40. I am a fairly good cook
41. But I can’t bake
42. I have never seen a person with a piercing that improved their appearance
43. I have no bodily ornaments and hate jewelry
44. I am not too crazy about the fashion where men has to look feminine
45. I am all for equal rights, but I still believe that there should be a distinct difference between men and women
46. I have only broken a bone once
47. In a drunken bikeride i fell off and broke my hand
48. I was a bit wild in high school (partying and drinking)
49. I am terminally shy with women I find attractive
50. But I love too flirt where it has no consequence
51. I have a bit of a dark sense of humour at times
52. I know how to make fun of myself
53. I do my best to follow the "Golden Rule"
54. I love "toilet humour"
55. I am not a grudgefull person
56. I believe that conservative political thinking is a straight way to hell
57. But I am not religious
58. I am a night person
59. I don’t like public attention
60. I am very hard to manipulate
61. I have crushes all the time but they only last a few hours into a conversation
62. My favourite ice cream is Häagen Dazs - Cookies and cream
63. I believe that half efforts should go unrewarded
64. I like to dance anywhere and everywhere
65. I have seen every episode of the TV show "Family Ties" - twice
66. I never remember my dreams
67. I have seen a shrink twice in my life
68. Both times it was acute trauma therapy
69. I always stop to help, when it is needed
70. I have been told that I keep surprising people with my personality
71. I can’t lie worth a damn
72. I believe John Lennon was right when he said "Life is what happens to you, while you’re busy making other plans"
73. I hate housework
74. I have no idea what size clothes I use
75. And I only buy new ones when female friends of mine tell me it’s time
76. The same with my hair
77. I always wear boxers
78. In high school I smoked pot, never dared to try harder drugs
79. When I was a child I was told that babies came from a can at the supermarket
80. I have since learned better - I think…..
81. Don’t have any and I am not sure I will
82. I have no idea what childrens diseases I have had, nor do my father
83. I sometimes sleepwalk
84. The first PC i ever used was an ollivetti with only DOS installed
85. I still remember c:\dir+return
86. I am allergic to penicillin and pollen
87. I am afraid of heights, quite a rational fear I think
88. I am the only person with blond hair in my family
89. but I am not a paranoid kind of person :@
90. I seldom get bothered by the little things
91. I have a horrible handwriting
92. I was hospitalized half my childhood with different diseases
93. I have rarely fallen ill for more than a day since then
94. I can say "Cheers" in almost every european language
95. I don’t have a drivers license
96. Don’t think I ever will
97. I love kissing, been told that I am very good at it
98. I have only one cavity
99. I hate games
100. This list took me 3h 25m to make and is a work in progress, like me

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I have received some requests on how to setup a webcam, so here it is

first you need a webcam and a capture driver installed on your system for that webcam (ususally comes on a cd when you buy the webcam, otherwise search on the homepage of the manufacturer)

next you need a programme for uploading a jpeg image to your server, popular programs are
Conquercam and
Webcam32
otherwise search for a programme in a p2p client

I use conquercam and the rest is based on this programme but the basics can be used in any programme

enter the setup menu of your webcam application

1) is where you put the name of your ftp server
eg. ftp.yourdomain.com

2) is where you put the username and password to the ftp server - ask your host or domain provider

3) is the directory on the ftp server where you want to store the webcam image
eg. /yourdomain.com/cam/

4) is what you want the image to be called - it doesn’t matter as long as the ending is .jpg

to display your webcam on the page use WebCam.js found on this site.

Or just put in the picture http://yourdomain.com/cam/webcamimage.jpg where you want the webcam to be displayed.
If you use the last method you might want to put a refresh tag in the head section of your page, it looks like this:

<META HTTP-EQUIV=”refresh” CONTENT=”15″>
<META HTTP-EQUIV=”pragma” CONTENT=”no-cache”>
<META HTTP-EQUIV=”expires” CONTENT=”0″>
<META HTTP-EQUIV=”Cache-Control” CONTENT=”no-cache”>

if you don’t use theses tags the webcam page will not update automaticly

I think you’ll like this!!

Please try the “Just how dumb are you?” test….

Here is a very simple little test comprising of four questions to
determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be
spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting time. And no
cheating.

Marks, set….GO!!!

1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner lying in second
place. In which position are you now?

Scroll down…..

Answer:

If you answered that you’re now coming first then you’re completely wrong.

You overtook the second runner and took their place, therefore you’re
coming second.
For the next question try not to be so dim.

2 : If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?

scroll down…..

Answer:

If you answered second-last, once again you’re completely wrong. Think
about it…How can you over take the person coming
last? If you’re behind them then they can’t be last. The answer is
impossible!!

It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. You
would make a good weak link!!!

Anyway, here’s another to
try, don’t take any notes or use a calculator, and remember your replies

must be instantaneous. Take heart!! (that was the
dictionary’s suggestion)

3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.
Plus 1000. And plus 10.

What is the total ?

scroll down….

Answer:

5000??? Wrong again!!!! The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a
good calculator. Today is clearly not your day!!
Although you should manage to get the last question right…

4 : Marie’s father has five daughters: 1. Chacha 2. Cheche 3. Chichi 4.
Chocho 5. ????

Question: What is the fifth daughter’s name?

Think quickly…you’ll find the answer below…

scroll down……

Answer:

Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!

It’s obviously Marie!!! Read the question properly!!!!!
You are clearly the weakest link.

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph.
The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him
and says, ‘Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but,
I want a divorce.’

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.

She then says, ‘I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it,
because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and
he’s a better lover than you.’

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches
his hands on the wheels.

She says, ‘I want the house.’ Again the husband speeds up, and
now is doing 70 mph.

She says, ‘I want the kids too.’ The husband just keeps driving
faster, and faster, until he’s up to 80 mph.

She says, ‘I want the car, the checking account, and all the
credit cards too.’ The husband slowly starts to veer toward a
bridge overpass piling, as she says, ‘Is there anything you want?’

The husband says, ‘No, I’ve got everything I need right here.’

She asks, ‘What’s that?’

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph,
‘I’ve got the airbag!’”

10) He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said…You wear briefs, don’t you?
9) She said…What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said… It’s not my fault…I ran out of money.
8) He said… Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said…Well, you succeeded.
7) He said… ‘Two inches more, and I would be king’
She said…’Two inches less, and you’d be queen’
6) On wall in ladies room: ‘My husband follows me everywhere..’
Written just below it: ‘I do not.’
5) He said… ‘Shall we try a different position tonight?’
She said…’That’s a good idea…. you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. ‘
4) Priest… ‘I don’t think you will ever find another man like your late husband.’
She said…’Who’s gonna look?’
3) He said… What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said…Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
2) He said… Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.
She said…Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
1) He said… Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said…I would, but you’re never there.

from http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/He_Said_She_Said.html

> Rules that guys wished girls knew……….
> 1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t
> ask us.
> 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it
> down.
> 3. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
> 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not
> quests to see
> if hecan find the perfect present, again!
> 5. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to,
> expect an
> answer youdon’t want to hear.
> 6. Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with
> it.
> 7. Don’t ask him what he’s thinking about unless you
> are prepared
> to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun
> formation and
> monster trucks.
> 8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different,
> it’s just like
> every other cat.
> 9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
> 10. Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the
> changing of the
> tides.Let it be.
> 11. Shopping is not sport.
> 12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
> 13. You have enough clothes.
> 14. You have too many shoes.
> 15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t
> expect us to
> like it.
> 16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an
> idiot and
> your Dad probably is too.
> 17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
> 18. No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will.
> Mark
> anniversaries on a calendar.
> 19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than
> peeing from
> point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.
> 20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what
> makes you think
> we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of
> thirty, would look good
> with your dress?
> 21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
> 22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
> See a doctor.
> 23. Your Mom doesn’t have to be our best friend.
> 24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
> 25. Check your oil.
> 26. Don’t give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
> 27. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than
> deceived.
> 28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to
> take the quiz
> together.
> 29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible
> in an
> argument. All comments become null and void after 7
> days.
> 30. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret
> girls, don’t
> expect us to act like soap opera guys.
> 31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways,
> and one of
> the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other
> one.
> 32. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how
> can we know
> how pretty you are?
> 33. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to
> come out.
> 34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us
> how you want
> it done- not both.
> 35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to
> say during
> commercials
> 36. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and
> neither do we.
> 37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose
> their right
> to complain about having their boobs stared at.
> 38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need
> it, just like
> you do.
> 39. Telling us that the models in the men’s magazines
> are
> airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it’s
> certainly not going to
> deter us from reading the magazines.
> 40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
> the first two
> months we were going out.
> 41. Anyone can buy condoms

> One big company was hiring new staff, one of the questions from the
written
> exam was:
>
> All by yourself, you are driving a car on a bad stormy night. You
pass a
bus
> station, where there are three people waiting for the bus; one old
lady
who
> is dying, one doctor who saved your life before, one gorgeous
guy/lady who
> is someone you have been dreaming to be with.
> Due to the limited room in the car, you can give lift to only one
person.
> Which one you will choose? Please explain your reason.
>
> Think about it before you read the following… What will be your
answer ?
>
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>
> .
>
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
>
> .
> .
>
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
> .
>
> Every answer has its reason.
>
> * The lady who is about to die, you should save her first. However,
she is
> dying anyway. Is it worth it?
> * May be you should take the doctor, because the doctor saved your
life
> before, this is the perfect chance to pay
> him back. He may live to save more lives… On the same token, you
have
> already paid his fees….
> * The person you have dreamed about… You may never be able to find
such
an
> opportunity again. Stormy night
> spent all cuddled up….
>
> Among the two hundred candidates, the one who was hired, simply
stated,
>
> “I would give the car key to the doctor, so that he can take the old
lady
to
> the hospital and I stay to wait for the bus with the lady of my
dream!”
>
> Everyone I know think the above answer is the best answer, but there
is no
> one (including myself) who can think of this answer first. Is that
because
> we never want to give up anything? Not letting go anything?
>
>
> Think about it!

Listen to this ….
This makes you think !!!

If we could shrink the earth’s population to a village
of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human
ratios remaining the same, it would look something
like the following :
There would be:

57 Asians
21 Europeans
14 from the Western Hemisphere, both north and south
8 Africans
52 would be female
48 would be male
70 would be non-white
30 would be white
70 would be non-Christian
30 would be Christian
6 people would possess 59% of the entire world’s
wealth and all 6 would be from the United States.
80 would live in substandard housing
70 would be unable to read
50 would suffer from malnutrition
1 would be near death; 1 would be near birth
1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education
1 would own a computer

From http://www.anvari.org/fun/Truth/all.html

Christmas evening at Christine’s home.
On the pictures you see Me, my sister Maria, my father Kjell, and friends of the family Christine, Linda and Mona. Read the rest of this entry »