Martin Bredesen

Selvom nedenstående er lidt lang…..så læs alligevel. Det er MORSOMT og LÆRERIGT
5 vigtige lektioner
Lektion 1:
En mand går ind i badet netop som hans hustru forlader det - dørklokken ringer.
Hustruen slynger et håndklæde omkring sig og løber nedenunder.
Da hun åbner døren, står naboen Bob udenfor. Før hun når at sige noget, siger Bob “jeg giver dig […]

I think you’ll like this!!
Please try the “Just how dumb are you?” test….
Here is a very simple little test comprising of four questions to
determine the level of your intellect. Your replies must be
spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting time. And no
cheating.
Marks, set….GO!!!
1: You are competing in a race, and overtake the runner lying […]

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph.
The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him
and says, ‘Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but,
I want a divorce.’
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, ‘I don’t want you to try to […]

10) He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said…You wear briefs, don’t you?
9) She said…What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said… It’s not my fault…I ran out of money.
8) He said… Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make […]

> Rules that guys wished girls knew……….
> 1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t
> ask us.
> 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it
> down.
> 3. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
> 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not
> quests to see
> if hecan find the perfect present, again!
> […]

> One big company was hiring new staff, one of the questions from the
written
> exam was:
>
> All by yourself, you are driving a car on a bad stormy night. You
pass a
bus
> station, where there are three people waiting for the bus; one old
lady
who
> is dying, one doctor who saved your life before, one gorgeous
guy/lady who
> […]

Listen to this ….
This makes you think !!!
If we could shrink the earth’s population to a village
of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human
ratios remaining the same, it would look something
like the following :
There would be:
57 Asians
21 Europeans
14 from the Western Hemisphere, both north and south
8 Africans
52 would be female
48 would be male
70 would […]